"My Experience at the New Horseshoe Casino"

My Friends ask me to go to the new Horseshoe Casino,In Downtown Cleveland.I say Ok..With a Sigh.We got there about 7:00 PM.We Parked in a Lot..For $10.00..That was fine.You have to show a ID..To Enter the Casino..That was Good.You can get a "Rewards Card"..That has your name on it.So..You enter the Card..You enter your Paper Dollars..And your Off.Ok..So..I'm. playing this Machine..Called,ZEUS.I lost $50.00..In 10 Minutes..I was MAD..Real MAD.So..I didn't play Anymore..Because..I am not a Stupid Human Being.Oh--This Gets Better.I got on the Escalator to go Upstairs..And a Man Approaches me..With a Garage Slip..And wants me to Trade him my $10.00 Corn Beef Sandwich..for the $5.00 Garage Slip...I Looked at him and said.."Why Me",Why do i always have to run into a Stupid Human Being..Like you,Are their anymore of "You"..In this Casino..And if there is..Please tell me where they are,So..I stay away from them.He smelled like "Liquor"and "Pot".So..He keeps on..and say's.."Baby.You Is Fine"..I say..You must be a Glutten for Punishment,He Says "No Baby"..It aint like that,at least "You Is Honest".So..I sat down at a Machine..just waiting for my friends,Eating my Corn Beef Sandwich,Minding My Own Business,And the Man Playing the Machine,Next to me Says"These Fucking Machines,Will Make you take Narcotic Medications"..I thought,i was Gonna Choke to death,On my Sandwich,I was Laughing so Hard.Ok..Then he says..You Should play this Machine,Because he was Leaving,I just looked at him and said"Now..you just told me,That Machine,Makes you wanna take Narcotic Medication"..Why would I Play It?He just walked away,Laughing.
So..We stayed..Until around Midnite.Watching,Rich,Drunk Men,With Young Escorts,Dressed with Hardly,Nothing On,Is not my Idea Of Fun..What So Ever,When the Company they work for ends up with,"The Escorts Stealing From It",Or..Their Life savings is Gone..They Wonder Why.
We Are driving out of the Car Garage..And the Person in Front of us..Almost Ran Into a Concrete Block..Leaving The Garage,because it is really hard...driving out of that garage.Why they Built It like that..I have no
Idea,Why they built it that way.Thats My First Experience,,,at the New Horseshoe Casino.
Here's what i took..From that Experience..
There is 5,ooo People allowed in at 1 time..
at least 1/3 of those people..will be on Drugs.
Drugs Lords..Selling Drugs..
Stealing Money,from someone else,to Gamble,
Killing Someone to gamble..
Killing someone,because of a "Rich Man Or Woman"..Taking your Spouce.
Car Accidents..Increasing,Because of Liquor,And Drugs..



That's Gambling..Crazy-Ness